Tuesday, November 20, 2018

WAIT, WHAT?

Al Gore Says He Won Florida In The 2000 Election
(Not accepting the outcome of an election OR a Supreme Court ruling.)

Amazon Echo users reveal Alexa has been emitting 'bone chilling' laughs at random and is ignoring their commands (Daily Mail, Annie Palmer, March 6, 2018)
(Okay, I don't want one of these for Christmas.)

Child in UK accused of calling her rapist a ‘slur’, gets dragged into court for hate crime
(When in the UK, thou shalt not insult a Muslim who sexually assaults. Got it?)

College Bans 9/11 Memorial Citing Muslims' Feelings
(My friend lost her husband in the plane attack on the 2nd tower. He's not available for comment.)

Dan Rather Can't Believe Americans Think Media 'Makes Up Stories'
(Wait, did the grandfather of 'fake news' just go there?)

Federal court rules it’s unconstitutional to make abortionists show women ultrasounds
(I was totally unaware that the Founding Fathers not only knew about ultrasounds but also wrote into the Constitution that "Thou shalt not show women proof that an unborn baby is alive.")

Ex-Planned Parenthood CEO Cecile Richards receives ‘human rights’ award in Washington, DC
(Yes, that's how sick our world has become.)

Feminist book names former abortion exec Cecile Richards ‘matron saint of mothers and daughters’
(Remember the movie The Exorcist? The demon's name in there was Pazuzu. Just so you know, his girlfriend, Lamashtu, was the malevolent demon that menaced mothers in childbirth. Her evil deeds "included (but were not limited to): slaying children, unborns, and neonates; causing harm to mothers and expectant mothers . . . . Rather fitting for Richards, don't you think?)

Pelosi Backs Catholic Bishops in Declaring That ‘Separating Babies From Their Mothers is Immoral’
(Oh, wait, I thought she had had a change of heart on abortion. I get it now. The other Lamashtu Pelosi means foreign women future Democrats at the border.)

Georgian Landfill Overrun by Hundreds of Chicks After “Spoiled” Eggs Hatch
(The article indicates it was an 'eggseptionally' hot day.  Sorry.)

Iranian General Accuses Israel of Causing Drought by Stealing Clouds
(I've heard of stealing one's thunder, but clouds?)

Massachusetts School Apologizes For ‘Disrespectful’ 9/11 Math Problem
(Isn't it the Left that's always shrieking 'be sensitive'? Thought so. )

Millennials Replacing Engagement Rings With Diamonds Embedded In Their Fingers (CBS, Cindy Hsu, March 14, 2018)

New Revelation Sugar Industry Covered Up Serious Disease Link 50 Years Ago
(It seems like we are hearing more and more about the adverse role sugar plays in overall health.)

33 scientists claim octopuses are space aliens
(Is this 'settled' science? You know, like global 'warming' and DNA doesn't determine gender?)

Obama: ‘Unlike Some,’ I State Facts, ‘I Don’t Believe In Just Making Stuff Up’
(Uhhh . . . )

Obama Gets New Peace Prize Despite Hundreds Of Civilian Casualties In Drone Strikes
(The stupid really burns with this group.)

Palestinian TV: The “Holocaust Is A Lie” Perpetrated By Jews “In Collusion With Hitler”
(Where do you even begin with this?)

Property Owner Sued for Removing Graffiti
(Sorry, but if liberal judges keep getting appointed, they will give liberal interpretations of the law. See how that works?)

Psychology professor claims that doctors advising patients that losing weight would be beneficial to their health is really just 'fat-shaming'
(Well, we can't have that.)

Stray Piece of Plastic Wrap Investigated as Hate Crime at University of Maryland
(I've given up any hope of the future with the mental state of college students these days.)

Trey Gowdy: Wasn’t GOP Or Trump Who Recommended McCabe Be Fired, It Was His Own Fellow Agents
(Rule #1: NEVER argue with Trey Gowdy.)

Trump Wanted Japan's "Samurai Warriors" To Shoot Down North Korean Missiles claims report
(Not quite what he said, but surprised some GIF hasn't been created of this . . . yet.)

University of Sussex Professor Emeritus: ‘Israelis Blew Up Twin Towers’
(Let's see -- the Israelis steal clouds, colluded with Hitler and blew up the Twin Towers. Not sure how to explain the world? Option #1 - blame Israel. See how easy that is?)

Vanderbilt University professor complains that the field of mathematics is a “white and heteronormatively masculinized space"
(That's not really how Mr. Richards, Mr. Landis, Mrs. Carter or Ms. Riffin explained it in my high school math classes. Please note, names changed to protect them from retaliation by said Vanderbilt professor.)